SMALL MEN,

BIG SANDWICHES

HONDA CIVIC

Classic Civic

You meet the nicest people with one of these.

Civic Si

A zippy, spicy sandwich you can daily, this baby features green apple-cabbage slaw and tangy speedsauce.

Type R

WARNING: People WILL be staring at you.

The ultimate ⚡⚡⚡ upgrade, loaded with smoky bacon and weight-saving Korean pickles topped with melty cheez.

SUBARU IMPREZA

Classic Impreza

Mudflaps and LEDs sold seperately.

Impreza WRX

This rally beast packs miso-torched chicken with factory kewpie and OEM furikake over chrysanthemum greens!

WRX STI

Stacked with Subie NATION power, this two-tiered sandwich machine sports all the basics but now features layers of okonomi-turbskis, crispy enoki mushrooms, and smoked bonito!

I would do horrible things for one of these…