A SHORTCUT TO MUSHROOMS
selection of wild prized funghi

FARMER MAGGOT’S CROP
fresh vegetables, perfectly stolen foraged

A WIZARD IS NEVER LATE
prancing pony faire of meat, cheese and bread

RAW + WRIGGLING
so juicy sweet fish in its natural environment

CONEYS + TATERS
stew of braised rabbit and po-ta-toes

LORD OF MORIA
hot black lavash and everything underground

SHOT IN THE DARK
game quail with berries and spruce

ENT-DRAUGHT
savory broth of a distant wood and herbs

THERE + BACK AGAIN
familiar sweets and warmed milk


-scrumptious ales may be
purchased along the way-

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Disclaimer: This themed dinner is not in any way an official event from which sprung its inspiration, including The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, and all associated works. The aforementioned belong solely to their media groups, sir J. R. R. Tolkien, and Middle-earth Enterprises. Artwork belongs to respective artists of Epic Games. We are deeply indebted to your genius.